dont forget the shaman dance before pressing the purchase button. if you forget it, your local police will be at your front door within 5 minutes

Uhh you might want to use 2 vpns..

Okay I'm gonna break down the ultimate guide here for anyone who wants to avoid getting caught. Note I am not liable if you do get caught! I have been using this method for over 2 weeks and have had no issues.

Head to your local CVS pharmacy at 10:30 PM on Wednesday. Walk around to the back side you will see two dumpsters. One for trash, and another for cardboard. Line your self up with the trash dumpster, not the cardboard dumpster. (This is an important step!) You will need a bic or zippo lighter. Flick the lighter 6 TIMES while repeating "nick nack paddy wack gimme IPTV" in a singing voice 3 times. This will then summon a man named IPTV Rick to emerge from the dumpster. Rick will greet you, then ask for $50. Once you pay him he will provide you with an unopened blu-ray disk and Walmart receipt. Head to a Walmart that's a minimum of at least 3 counties away from your location (if you can cross state or country lines even better) and return the Blu-ray for $25 cash. Take the cash and travel even farther away to a inconspicuous gas station. Once you arrive at the gas station purchase a visa gift card with the receipt. Activate the visa gift card and head to a local library. Use their computer to purchase a minimum of 3 vpn subscriptions. Once you get home connect to the first VPN, then the second VPN, and finally the third VPN. Sign up for a bitcoin wallet, and arrange a cash purchase for bitcoin in person via Craigslist. Once you have the bitcoin, use that and your 3 VPNs to purchase a cloud hosted VM in Malaysia. Whatever you do, don't cheap out and purchase a VM from Cambodia, you'll end up paying for it in the end. After this, connect to your two VPNs and find a provider who accepts bitcoin payments and purchase a sub. At this point you can now securely Enjoy your IPTV!